I’m a little bit worried.
I just can’t do it.
I think I’ve reached my porn threshold.
It’s been cumming for a while I suppose. But no amount of porn gives me a horn anymore. No matter how much Asian lesbian shemale fisting I watch, nothing.
I could watch hours of incestuous twin sister rimming and ne’er a stir.
There was one in particular called “65 guy Creampie” where a woman get tenderised by 65 men who give her a creamy filling. There was a day when I’d have been stiffer than an invisible pedo in the under 11′s football changing room after that. But nothing.
I’ve tried not wanking for at least 6 hours, y’know to let the pressure build up. Didn’t do any good. I tried watching some bald midget bukkake sessions, but once again nothing. It’s like my balls have been put on industrial notice by the splooge union.
It’s like my cock has gone anorexic, as opposed to the bulimic nature of gorging on grainy streaming donkey gobbling and then vomiting up the gloopy left overs.
I don’t know what to do.
I might have to get some pills. I don’t want to get any of those pills that get offered to me through my “dear friend” from China. I’ll have to go to the doctor.
I wonder how many blokes have gotten Viagra for wanking purposes.
I can just imagine the conversation now…
“Doctor Doctor, I can’t pull me plum anymore”
“Hmm, I see. When did the problem start?”
“Well when I tried to burp the worm to some Croation OAP strap on love, something just stopped working”
“Wow, really? That should have had you needing a squeegy for your screen, twice”
“I know. Now I can’t even get a twinge from the sight of a bald minge”
“Right, we’ll have to sort that out. Here’s a prescription for some Viagra, and a password to the members area of fritzl’ssecrethomevids.com. That’ll sort you out.”
“But Doctor, what if it doesn’t?”
“Stop by here next Thursday. My 17 year old daughter will be here giving my receptionist a hand with some stock taking”
“And?”
“I’ve been hiding her bras since last Monday”
“See you then”
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Actually, you know what? I think I’ve just gotten myself back into the game.
Now if you’ll excuse me….
Oh, but if you’re having the same problem as me, stay away from a certain “exit” route on this page.
