Been rather busy this last while. That line seems to be a constant in the last few poor attempts to keep this here blog going, but still. Tis the truth.
Aside from Boob.ie I’ve been asked to take part in a super secret project that will have me travelling between LA and London. Yeah baby.
But I won’t reveal details until it’s worth talking about.
I’ve also just opened my feed reader for the first time in about 3 months. Not as much there as I expected, so maybe I’m not the only one letting their blog slide a bit.
Onto the more filthy side of this blog that made it, and me what we are.
I have some Wanks of the week planned in the form of Emma Stone. Jaysus, but where did she ever come from? I would literally be her cup if she had a friend over.Image may be NSFW.
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Then if that wasn’t enough, I watched Mission Impossible 2 the other night and Thandie Newton was looking distinctly wankable.
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And then, remember the shitty program “Dharma and Greg” Well the only good thing about it was the chick playing Dharma, Jenna Elfman.
You may or may not have caught her new sitcom, “Accidentally on Purpose”. It’s not bad, but not brilliant, but she’s in it and looking as wanktastic as ever. Check it.
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Aside from all of that, I’ve also discovered that in Ireland even when a sign is covered up, it’s your business to know what the speed limit is on a stretch of road 500m long that has 3 different speed limits on it.
This makes the local council, the Gardaí, the Road Safety Authority and by default, Gay Byrne a collective massive cunt.
Two penalty points and a fine because they don’t want to trim some hedges to make visible the fact that the speed limit goes from 80kpm to 50pkh and back again in less time than it takes Gary Glitter to get an erection parked outside the school gates at break time.
On the plus side, I’ve gone back to being a chef and thus have given up smoking. Three months in new job and three weeks smoke free. After all, when I’m not dealing with drunks and unemployed upper classes with superiority complexes there’s no need to smoke, is there?
I swear by all holy Lucifer that I’ll be back on here more often.
Probably.
