This time of year when Ireland stands up and whores itself out for anyone who buys into the diddly aye culture that every modern Irish person shudders about.
“Look at the lovely American girl singing or reciting poetry in a bid to be called the lovliest girl in the land”
Get ta fuck.
And as if that wasn’t enough this year we have Daithí “Horse and cart of a cunt” O’Shea.
I take a lot of flack about degrading women both here and over on Boob.ie, but holy fuck sticks, how can anyone watch this “competition” and think it’s anything other than degrading? Both to women and Ireland.
It’s worse than watching the Irish soccer team line up. The minority of these women are actually Irish.
As I type this, the South Australia Rose is on the stage gushing to Daithí about how she’s 5th generation Irish. That’s not Irish.
My Great Great Grand mother was Norwegian or some shit, but I’m hardly going to go knocking on their door looking for a passport or claiming that I know everything about the country and feigning patriotism.
The families of these people are even more vomit inducing. Sitting there with glassy eyes as their daughter/sister/whatever becomes a walking advertisement for Newbridge shitebox jewellery and trying not to let their fake smile slip.
Why are you so proud?
There is only one reason that this travesty is still on the television is because it still gets the ratings. The day the ratings fall, this will be dropped quicker than a runner’s up self esteem.
Shame on RTÉ.
Shame on the sponsors.
Shame on the contestants.
Shame on the families.
Shame on the escorts.
Sure they’ll get sticky dickies off them, but it’s too easy.
